so there i am wearing my big-boobed friend's wig first nite in town wearing the spaniard's shirt and the fakedidas jersey from honest ed's and my party pants which i still own to this day and i actually wash them now...



and jamie is all this is nucking futs!

but before all that jamie and i are at planet thai eating vegetables and complaining about the sound of water and i was such a dirtbag and greasy and felt rude for it but could ya tell?



all i know is i had to drink coke and eat every single thing on the menu at the same time and pretend my picture was not being taken while it was being taken 'cos although yes, i like my picture taken i also am shy about it in public so i make this dumb hee-haw sneer and it is called the "angry face" though it should be called the "shy, loser-idiot face"



oh look there i am again.