this image i entitle adoraoke because essentially this is what karaoke is all about. you see the hot thing looking up at me and then dude in the back is all this is pretty good i feel it not gonna show it though and then other personnes there sort of rocking out talking boozing shakespearean posing figaro figaro style, whatever, this all began at blu lounge in williamsburg, brooklyn and this is the nite i met the spy who was a host there and he had a buddy who co-hosted and to this day they are doing funny little karaoke party-things all over nyc and i have never been to one but jamie has and he was like yah they did axl and slash and whatever and i was like that's fine....



see that's i and the spy.

lots of drama happens with karaoke, people want to fuck each other and out rock one another and everyone wants the last song and sid told me he spits at people when he sings and i was like what if they spit bullets at you? um hello? this is new wavaoke here not tonite i'm gonna dieaoke.

so the spy and his buddy started out here and i have no idea how it's going for them tho i do get the forwards and no i am not gonna link and/or promote it/them, the way i see it, really, karaoking these days, finding the karaoke stars and where they be at is like brandon and that make-out slut trying to find the rave in 90210 and they have to bring a friggin' egg to this shopkeeper and he tells them where it is and brandon and the girl are all fucked and making out on the hood of some car and the walsh's were like brandon! and i was all grade one styles and shouldn't have been watching 90210 but come on, 90210!

so yeh new wavaoke equates raves before they got gay and yes when i say gay i mean homosexual as in 13 year olds on e/mdma with glitter in their eyeballs giving massages on the floor and dying because THEY LOVE THE MUSIC SO MUCH!

right....



so i email/call jamie and say i am coming there because i am trying to make karaoke happen in toronto and ride my bicycle and pay rent and have relationships on top of relationships and friends who i adore and admire and they are stepping on my heart and everything is too raymi right now here i come can you help me and he is like sure! and i am like cool! and i am like see ya toronto and ps that picture up there is me not in toronto, like on the way to gayaoke or some other something i was dragging jamie to all over town that week, sorry jamie.

i'm gonna post this now before i have an aneurysm.